Go Fug Yourself Girls also believe clear jeans are insane

Clear jeans are just wrong.

I’m not really sure which are worse – the entirely clear jeans, or the clear knee jeans. Obviously the clear jeans are absurd (or dumb, as GFY says), and anyone who wears them is beyond salvation.

But … there may be some people who think the clear knee jeans are bordering on wear-able.  And they aren’t. That may be even worse.

http://www.gofugyourself.com/a-brief-break-to-talk-to-you-about-these-incredibly-dumb-pants-from-topshop-04-2017

Hear hear Jennifer Weiner

This is why I like how girls write and what girls write.  They write intelligently, they write strategically, they write honestly.

And sometimes they write vindictive, they write mean. And it’s fun.

They do NOT transcribe.

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/04/28/opinion/bill-oreilly-and-the-revenge-of-chick-lit.html?emc=edit_ty_20170428&nl=opinion-today&nlid=74758029&te=1&_r=0

Nordstrom and Holt Renfrew are out of touch

And out of their tiny minds.

http://www.theloop.ca/nordstrom-wants-buy-jeans-fake-mud-425/

No, really.  And this:

http://www.theloop.ca/topshop-clear-jeans-now-everyone-pretty-weirded/

I’m just embarrassed for any woman of any age who buys clear knee jeans. Dear God.  

The bus shelter in front of my office building has carried this Holt Renfrew ad for the past several weeks. I cringe in embarrassment every time I walk by it:

https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/t51.2885-15/s640x640/sh0.08/e35/17076655_260670444385876_296362643323617280_n.jpg

Any woman who thinks that this ridiculous outfit – what is apparently a swim suit, under a trench coat, with 6″ pink platform heels – is appropriate for any conceivable kind of event, be it party, beach, backyard, workplace, or even Halloween, is out of her mind.

Is this an indictment on the advertising world, that they think women are so gullible as to wear preposterous costumes like this? Or is it an indictment on women because, let’s face it, some gal somewhere must be forking out real $$ for this shit.

So ends my little rant.